slept at 4plus in the morning, expecting myself to wake 4 plus in the afternoon
but i miraclously woke up my 1 plus...
9 hours of sleep only??????
well well.... never mind then...
actually i was planning to go jogging, but wasnt feeling in good condition to jog
anyway, my sister told a funny joke. ahha! nc16!
here it goes:
Son asked the father about woman's breast,
father replied, there are 3 types of them
firstly, they are like watermelons, round and firm.
secondly, they are like pears, a little saggy but still ok,
lastly, they are onions, that make you cry when you see them.
both mother and daughter are quite angry
so the daughter asked, 'what about guy's penis?'
mother replied, there are 3 types of them too.
Firstly, hard like an oat tree
Secondly, little limp but functioning
Lastly, it's like a christmas tree, dead from the roots onwards, the balls are just for decoration.
-the end-
funny right? oh gosh... don't know where my sister got it from.
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